In today's world of gadgets, gizmos, and electronic games, it's no wonder that unemployment is so huge. You may be thinking that this statement is completely not true and has no real bearing on unemployment (you're probably right) but, hear me out.
The latest time sucker in the lives of millions across the globe is the iPhone. Providing literally thousands of applications and games, users of this magical device find themselves glued to its tiny screen. For what, you might ask? Addicting applications like iFart, PocketGod, or even The Price Is Right (TM).
While all of these and more have been responsible for millions of hours of lost time and productivity, a new "game" is set to be the mother of all time killers. Before revealing it's name, it's important to understand how these games affect the economy.
It's so attracting ... a cute game, a useful app, but that's where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they realize that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it's actually true (unverified)...
It becomes clear that due to this strange phenomenon, the user becomes excessively late for work and ultimately, loses their job. Sure this doesn't really affect the masses with just a few iPhone users but due to the 20 million (and growing) user base, this is having a major impact on society and unemployment rates.
Furthermore, this problem is escalated for these poor souls when they try to "find work" but instead find themselves neck deep in the middle of an iPhone game completely unaware that time is speeding by and job interviews are being missed.
There is a new iPhone game set to be released that could make this problem even worse. We're not talking about a little worse, but a global pandemic. Currently in the submission process with Apple to get listed in the App Store the new game "Warp Defense" has only been played by 20-30 users. The majority of which lost their jobs (unconfirmed), grew their hair out (due to loss of time), and are losing weight very quickly (actually a benefit of this satanic game).
Sure the game itself is a nice "Tower Defense" game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don't purchase into the addicting and so called "entertaining" game ever to be played on a mobile device.
The new game Warp Defense will be in the Apple app store in the beginning of August and info found in the below resource box.
The latest time sucker in the lives of millions across the globe is the iPhone. Providing literally thousands of applications and games, users of this magical device find themselves glued to its tiny screen. For what, you might ask? Addicting applications like iFart, PocketGod, or even The Price Is Right (TM).
While all of these and more have been responsible for millions of hours of lost time and productivity, a new "game" is set to be the mother of all time killers. Before revealing it's name, it's important to understand how these games affect the economy.
It's so attracting ... a cute game, a useful app, but that's where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they realize that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it's actually true (unverified)...
It becomes clear that due to this strange phenomenon, the user becomes excessively late for work and ultimately, loses their job. Sure this doesn't really affect the masses with just a few iPhone users but due to the 20 million (and growing) user base, this is having a major impact on society and unemployment rates.
Furthermore, this problem is escalated for these poor souls when they try to "find work" but instead find themselves neck deep in the middle of an iPhone game completely unaware that time is speeding by and job interviews are being missed.
There is a new iPhone game set to be released that could make this problem even worse. We're not talking about a little worse, but a global pandemic. Currently in the submission process with Apple to get listed in the App Store the new game "Warp Defense" has only been played by 20-30 users. The majority of which lost their jobs (unconfirmed), grew their hair out (due to loss of time), and are losing weight very quickly (actually a benefit of this satanic game).
Sure the game itself is a nice "Tower Defense" game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don't purchase into the addicting and so called "entertaining" game ever to be played on a mobile device.
The new game Warp Defense will be in the Apple app store in the beginning of August and info found in the below resource box.
About the Author:
The information in this article is for entertainment purposes only. Warp Defense is a new iPhone game and tower defense set to release in early August 09' created by Keith Wellman & Jordan Hall of Warped Productions LLC. You can learn more, get on the early notification list, and get free unlock codes for hidden levels at Warped Productions.
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